Wispera AI is now — Tea Leaves by Incremento

Decode your company.
See what others can't.

Tea Leaves reads the signals others overlook — culture shifts, layoffs, reorgs, management patterns, and internal politics — and tells you what's really going on. No noise. Just patterns.

  • Reads weak signals before they surface

  • Connects dots across the org

  • Gives you clarity to make smarter moves

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The Brewing · Live Progress

What the oracle is doing right now.

We're not hiding behind a splash page. Here's exactly where the build is — and what has to happen before we pour the first cup.

Archetypes trained
26 / 26 company
From Rocketship to Maintenance-Mode Startup to Zombie. The map is complete.
Bestiary calibrated
29 / 30 animals
The Hippo, the Lemur, the Fox nobody hired — all in. One last animal is still earning its name.
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Train the archetype engine on 10,000 anonymized case studiesDone
Wire the bestiary: 30 animals, 4 signal strengths, infinite combinationsDone
Probability tracker with narrative verdicts, calibrated against real outcomesDone
Private beta — 200 readers, seven days, seven hundred readingsIn progress
Tune the fortune cookie generator (currently too honest)In progress
Open the doors in waves — magic link, Google, no passwords everQueued
Ship the trajectory view — watch your probability curve shift liveQueued
◐ Overall build progress 72% · steeped
A Small Peek · Under the Cloth

We won't show you the whole reading. Just enough to steep on.

◐ Archetype · redacted
Diagnosis layer
Your company is a ___________.
The oracle picks one of 26 archetypes and tells you why — in the voice of someone who has watched this movie a hundred times.
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◐ Bestiary · partial
The cast layer
Meet the Lemur, the Hippo, the Fox nobody hired.
Thirty animal archetypes for the people around you. Some you'll laugh at. One or two you'll recognize uncomfortably.
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◐ Verdict · sealed
The reading layer
A probability-weighted narrative — not a score.
The oracle doesn't rate your company out of ten. It tells you a story you already half-know, with numbers to back it.
The Bestiary · 30 Archetypes

Every workplace is a zoo. We just name the animals.

A first look at the cast you'll map at launch. Most are live. A few stay sealed until the doors open.

29 of 30 named · one animal still waiting for you to describe it
A Sample Reading · From the Beta

What comes out the other side

Pulled from a live private-beta reading. Details anonymized. The verdict was filed last Thursday.

◐ Beta · sample
The tea leaves say ● high confidence

Your company is being gift-wrapped. You are the ribbon.

Acquisition within 9 months65%
Layoffs announced first22%
Nothing changes (unlikely)13%
Fortune The best time to update your resume was six months ago. The second best time is before the Zoom invite from HR.
Questions Before Launch

Things people ask while they wait.

When does it actually open?

Soon. The countdown above is not decorative — it's pegged to when the private beta ends and the first public wave goes out. Waitlist signups go first.

What will it cost?

Tiers from $0.99 for a single reading up to $59.99/year. Pay the oracle — the oracle has bills.

Do I need to share real names?

Never. The oracle works on patterns and archetypes. Describe the Hippo who blocks every decision — we don't need their LinkedIn.

Is this advice?

No. It's pattern recognition and entertainment. The tea leaves are not liable for your resignation letter — but they'll probably be right.

Who is Tea Leaves for?

Tea Leaves is for people trying to make sense of workplace culture, layoffs, reorgs, management issues, power dynamics, and the kinds of company signals people often discuss in anonymous workplace forums.

How does the oracle actually work?

You describe your company — the patterns, the people, the dynamics. The oracle asks questions. It notices what you notice, names what you've been circling around, and returns a reading with probability estimates.

About Tea Leaves

What this actually is

Tea Leaves is an AI workplace oracle for people trying to understand what is really happening inside a company. It reads workplace culture, management behavior, layoffs, reorgs, power dynamics, and organizational red flags, then turns those patterns into animal archetypes and probability-weighted narrative readings. It is built for pattern recognition and entertainment, not professional advice.

You already know something's wrong. Be first in line to hear what.

One email when the oracle opens. No drip campaign. No "5 signs your boss is leaving" newsletter. Just the door, when it's your turn.

✦ magic link ✦ no passwords ✦ unsubscribe anytime ✦

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